thesodablog:

danstaystrue:

Coke, for when you are thirsty

Pepsi, for when they don’t have coke

Dr. Pepper, for when there is no more Pepsi at your Aunt’s house

RC Cola, for when are with your Grandfather and you don’t wanna be rude

Sprite, for when you are at a facists house

Diet Sprite, for when you are about to commit suicide

LMAO!